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As the Drought of the Century hits the United States, legendary creatures appear on Earth: Dragons.
Like one of the famous commercials says: “Thanks to advancements in genetic engineering, Dragons are finally out of myth, and in your local pet stores!”
From playful Outbacks to unpredictable Jade Tangs, these little dragons usually don’t burn much, they love fruit and don’t molest young virgins.
But they are still monsters, and Jack Ports knows this very well.
He sells all kinds of varieties in his Flight Garden, including the most dangerous of all: the American Mustang, a species of battle dragon created by a failed experiment of the U.S. Navy.

Dumped by his fiancee before the wedding and short on cash, Jack just wants to put his life back together, but after a colleague mysteriously disappears, he finds himself with a dragon egg of unknown origins.
Set on raising it, Jack discovers that the egg contains a Primus, the First Dragon of a new species, whose genes hide a secret that many men are looking for.

And some are willing to kill to have it.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgEYp-vxZQ)


Ok, io non so nemmeno da dove iniziare. Come cazzo fanno a definirsi una democrazia quando milioni di elettori vengono schedati per razza attraverso il loro cognome e privati del diritto di voto? E perchè ne parlano solo questi quattro gatti su YT? Dove puttana è la CNN? Ma soprattutto, perchè nessuno dei cittadini non protesta?

(Fonte: youtube.com)

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhezYYiTUm0)  ahaha Like St. Francis. I love you Bernie ;*

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suricattus:

claidilady:

septiplier-freak:

claidilady:

I like Bernie but If Hillary wins the primary I’ll vote Hillary. I love y'all but if you let Christie or Trump become president because you wanted to throw a tantrum over Hillary winning primaries I will personally punch every other registered voter in the face. I had to suffer through eight years of a republican president I didn’t elect and I won’t do it again.

I’ll have at least four years to work my way through a punching list don’t think I won’t try it.

But Obama isn’t republican..unless you’re talking about a different president?

yes dear child, I was alive during the years 2000-2008, when President George W. Bush was president-elect. I don’t say this to be rude because you’re 16, and you don’t know, because you couldn’t have known, but now it is my faithful duty to tell you so you are informed as to why we (I) hate Republicans. You may not know him very well, but here’s a picture:

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It’s an understatement to say that the Mission, was in fact, not accomplished.  

He’s the guy that Obama replaced in large part because everyone hated George W. Bush. Why?:

  • Despite extensive warnings of incoming threats, Bush took no action to prevent 9/11 from happening, leading several respectable political science scholars to indicate that Bush was at least partially responsible for the attacks actually occurring (if not wholly responsible for not preventing them)
  • actually let’s remember that when he was immediately alerted to the attack, he continued to read a children’s story to elementary schoolers and then Air Force one and himself were gone for several hours after the attack. 
  • he turned an inherited budget surplus into a 1.2 trillion dollar deficit.
  • a small deficit is one thing! 1.2 trillion dollars is NOT SMALL. Bill Clinton did have some part in the lead-up to a failing economy but Bush….Bush destroyed it.
  • The entire 2008 collapse began while he was still in office and basically did nothing about it. This wasn’t just an American collapse. This was a world-wide financial collapse that happened because American banks were failing (in large part due to massive amounts of tax-cuts and de-regulation put forth by Bush!). It triggered a world-wide collapse. He was partially responsible for our country’s second great depression. 
  • He is 100% responsible for the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina and the guy Kanye West was referring to when he said “George Bush hates black people.” 
  • the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the “war on Terror”
  • LAUNCHING WARS WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
  • the entire existence of Guantanamo Bay
  • the Patriot Act
  • his own party wanted nothing to do with him in 2008 
  • heckuva job, brownie
  • waterboarding
  • ….he literally stole the election in 2000 
  • pulled us out of the kyoto protocal to deal with global warming problems
  • US troops given faulty, or unsafe gear
  • Abu Gharib prison and all other crimes of war already mentioned here or not mentioned
  • War profiteering! The list of top Bush administration officials whose former corporate employers made billions in Pentagon contracts starts with Vice-President Dick Cheney and Halliburton, which made $39.5 billion, and included his daughter, Liz Cheney, who ran a $300 million Middle East partnership program.
  • cutting veteran’s health care benefits 
  • pardoning Scooter Libby
  • cut and froze pell grants for poor students
  • no child left behind act is the reason why you probably have to take those god forsaken dumb standardized tests for no real GOOD reason
  • Reporters analyzing Bush’s record found that he took off 1,020 days in two four-year terms—more than one out of every three days. No other modern president comes close. Bush also set the record for the longest vacation among modern presidents—five weeks, the Washington Post noted.   
  • i could keep listing shit for days honestly but i won’t

suffice to say: George W. Bush is the worst president I lived through, he is the worst president in the last 50 years, and his blatant incompetence and failures are why the Republican party is rapidly devouring itself like a crazed ouroboros and might try to elect Trump. He is the reason why Stephen Colbert parodied the right as satire – why The Daily Show gained huge amounts of relevance, why the rest of the world hated us for a good eight years solid, why huge amounts of various civil and constitutional rights were literally eroded and denied to us, why we’re so in the debt hole even now, and why i registered Democrat when I turned 18, because honestly fuck the entire Republican party. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth

Every. Damn. Word.

(Fonte: brehaaorgana, via bartholomewallen)

runwithskizzers:
“ elloellenoh:
“ Wins all the internets!!
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wait i hope @markruffalo sees this
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runwithskizzers:

elloellenoh:

Wins all the internets!!

wait i hope @markruffalo sees this

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myambitionzazawritah:

steampunktendencies:

Doug Sr. Home Library 

*Drools*
*Hyperventilates*
*Needs a moment alone*

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sushinfood:

kvallning:

digg:

NOW THIS IS A FUCKING LIGHTSABER FIGHT

This was the Russian Fencing World Championship this year.

I’M ON BOARD!!!

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cockenblog:
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cockenblog:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Reality Check

robertreich:

The other night I phoned a former Republican member of Congress with whom I’d worked in the 1990s on various pieces of legislation. I consider him a friend. I wanted his take on the Republican candidates because I felt I needed a reality check. Was I becoming excessively crotchety and partisan, or are these people really as weird as they seem? We got right into it:

Me: “So what do really you think of these candidates?”

Him: “You want my unvarnished opinion?”

Me: “Please. That’s why I called.”

Him: “They’re all nuts.”

Me: “Seriously. What do you really think of them?”

Him: “I just told you. They’re bonkers. Bizarre. They’re like a Star Wars bar room.”

Me: “How did it happen? How did your party manage to come up with this collection?”

Him: “We didn’t. They came up with themselves. There’s no party any more. It’s chaos. Anybody can just decide they want to be the Republican nominee, and make a run for it. Carson? Trump? They’re in the lead and they’re both out of their f*cking minds.”

Me: “That’s not reassuring.”

Him: “It’s a disaster. I’m telling you, if either of them is elected, this country is going to hell. The rest of them aren’t much better. I mean, Carly Fiorina? Really? Rubio? Please. Ted Cruz? Oh my god. And the people we thought had it sewn up, who are halfway sane – Bush and Christie – they’re sounding almost as batty as the rest.”

Me: “Who’s to blame for this mess?”

Him: “Roger Ailes, David and Charles Koch, Rupert Murdoch, Rush Limbaugh. I could go on. They’ve poisoned the American mind and destroyed the Republican Party.

Me: “Nice talking with you.”

Him: “Sleep well.”

I still think (well, hope actually) that Trump is just a troll infiltrated in the GOP to bring chaos and ruin to the party in favor of HC.

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steff1024:
“ Una volta all'università il nostro docente di Storia contemporanea Enrico Decleva ci ha spiegato il sistema con cui, durante il fascismo, il Minculpop gestiva eventuali magagne, problemi o scandali che potevano insorgere nel Paese:...

steff1024:

Una volta all'università il nostro docente di Storia contemporanea Enrico Decleva ci ha spiegato il sistema con cui, durante il fascismo, il Minculpop gestiva eventuali magagne, problemi o scandali che potevano insorgere nel Paese: enfatizzando la rabbia del duce. In altri termini, se succedeva qualcosa di brutto e che non si poteva negare, la strategia mediatica era non solo salvaguardare Mussolini da ogni responsabilità, ma anche rovesciare il tavolo comunicando il concetto che il capo del governo era furioso con chi aveva provocato il problema: così Mussolini passava da possibile imputato a severo accusatore. E nella percezione non faceva più parte del potere, ma al contrario del popolo arrabbiato.

(via Dies irae - Piovono Rane - Blog - L’Espresso)

(Fonte: gilioli.blogautore.espresso.repubblica.it, via mercuriochrono)

4gifs:
“ How bulldogs are made. [video]
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4gifs:

How bulldogs are made. [video]

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4gifs:
“ Dammit, Carl!
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4gifs:

Dammit, Carl!

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